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So in DND my party got shrunken down and put into a dollhouse nightclub and had no clue what was going on until charlie and sam found them and charlie being the lil shit he is HAS to pick the house up and mess with itwhile it didnt last long it was really
omo-god: when Ive been neglecting my omo needs and my parents finally leave the house
the-treble: fuck-benedict: can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal
Mannn I’m feeling out of it today I took a 4 hour nap out of no where and then took like 3 small 30 mins naps each after that and now it’s 10 pm and I’m still so sleepyyyy dozing off all around the house idk what’s going on but I’m exhausted
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wern:wern:i think covid-19 is probably triggering full-blown agoraphobia and panic disorder in some people who were already susceptible to it (like people with mood and anxiety disorders). if you feel scared of leaving the house due to fear of becoming
morsconett: im definitely beta of the house
octopus-ahoy: octopus-ahoy: so my sim’s a stylist and I got this request um HDASJFNJABA I WENT TO THE HOUSE AND THEN WHEN I ENTERED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED GUYS IM SO TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW OMG I DONT WANT TO PLAY SIMS EVER AGAIN
iguanamouth:iguanamouth:iguanamouth:i just realized that i have a roommate and its april fools im going to turn a bunch of things in the house upside down and hide dinosaurs everywhere goodnight now we wait she just walked in and didnt even fucking
winterspitfires: my mother didn’t raise me to not thank the bus driver
knifeandlighter:so Dan, it turns out one of my sisters relatives died and left her a house in Hokkaido. So I have to renew my fucking passport and get on a plane in a few weeks to go with her and see if she wants to keep the house, gut it and sell it,
Pisces in the houses
Sun in The Houses
astroxaves: When a planet falls in the… 1st House: it becomes part of your persona 2nd House: it is made insecure 3rd House: it is expressed in your communication 4th House: it is made private 5th House: it colors your self-expression and creativity
nb-dipper: montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j
welp it’s nearing the end of the business day and i haven’t heard back from the cool botanical garden I interviewed at last week. im keenly bummed out but it was a good experience to just… leave the house. interview. talk to people
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thestateonmtv:this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug The sound homer makes as he flies back into the house😂😂😂
aperfectexampleofsarcasm: new cool meme: find out what each of ur names mean and then shove them together im white enchantress woman who works with stone
goroutamano: daisukeendou: tsunamijousuke: ishidoshuuji: yamanoban-kun: coolgenda: terumiafuro: inazumaelevendubsofficial: washizumahjong: idea: anime screencap redraw using crap you have lying around the house. can you re-create this image of
tastefullyoffensive: The Adventures of Carter [theone211/thisiscarter]Related: ‘Emails from the House Sitter’
aelvea: Aelvea and Loyial’s giveaway! To celebrate Aelvae reaching 20k followers, we decided to do a little giveaway! We looked around the house and gathered some cute little gifts for you. It includes: The XX LP Arctic Monkeys LP Fujifilm Instant
tinyredbird: pannahinen: Last weekend I took some pictures of my family’s cat. He’s 12 years old so he mainly just sleeps in various spots in the house. Look at this toasty marshymallow
lildicktornado: when u can’t find yah shoes so u jus leave the house in whatever shoes is near the door
unfollowfriday: leaving the house with new clothes on
iguanamouth: iguanamouth: my roommate and i are temporarily taking care of a Very Small Tiny Kitten that her aunt found in a boarded up shed and shes GONE and its just me in the house with the kitten and its Too Small i cant handle this too small
the-dragons-thoughts: Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile,
canyounaht: michelle-smiley: heart: when I was little I used to put both my legs in one pant hole and run around the house. so I decided to do it again and ended up hurting my knees I laughed way too hard and literally watched this 20 times. Thank
weed-wine-and-women: decreed: cocktailqueen: mercenaryyqueen: never loved a gif so much this is kinda creepy tho The story behind this painting is very interesting, though. The artist’s mother was very sick, so the house was always filled a
technicalldifficulties: awwww-cute: My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house oh my god
yiffmeister: bee-shrek-test-in-the-house: im pretty sure that johnny test was the first show to oversexualize genderbends johnny breast
micdotcom: Watch: President Obama brought the house down at his last White House Correspondents Dinner.
Grab The Monet
the-treble:fuck-benedict: can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal
panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im
i hate this house
who has sorted themselves into the ilvermorny houses?? also what is your hogwarts house???
I think these are one of my favorite nights. Everyone in the house is asleep, I’m listening to ballads in languages I don’t understand, and no one is blowing up my phone.
CASSANDRA FLIPPING THE HOUSE THOUGH!?!?!
phantomrose96: Okay I just love how…cuddly the Gems have gotten with StevenI feel like in a lot of the earlier episodes, we see Steven being left to his own devices in the house while the Gems go on mission or go back into their rooms. But they’ve
breastforce: christineroyce: alright my femme ass might take 3 hours to get ready but wheres my big strong butch girlfriend when theres a spider in the house????? hiding while im crushing it with one of my heels
I can’t believe Peridot and Lapis got a divorce and Lapis got the house
So, something I noticed while watching The Owl House’s first episode with my friend tonight was this:the fireworks look an AWFUL lot like the fire magic glyph, but just modified. So does that mean that Luz could eventually branch off and MODIFY her
so APPARENTLY miku came in but they needed a signature for the package and for some dAMN REASON I DIDN’T HEAR THE DOORBELL (i was sleeping) and now i have to wait until tomorrow rn im just
i hope the electricity hops back on at my house really soon, i have… things to draw. schnee things
chiicharron: its the first time i noticed //someone// come into my house and how dare she be taller than me and show off that ninja sword and nice top while i am wearing pancakes and a rag i have the chessboard floor tho >:3c >:‘3c
keena-kapu: Look what these assholes @chickengums and @dashingicecream are doing to my house and then @teriyaki-fox made a dick in my house and we selfied in front of it
thedarkbunny: voidbat: nehirose: callmebliss: pursuit43: I have in the past and continue to approve of this method Hey guys I have an idea about how to control what’s going on in the White House is it wolves? it is wolves. (source)
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